Chemistry Jokes..

Chemistry Jokes..
Chemistry Jokes If you didn't get the joke, you probably didn't understand the science behind it. If this is the case, it's a chance for you to learn a little chemistry.

Chemistry Joke 1:Outside his buckyball home, one molecule overheard another molecule saying, "I'm positive that a free electron once stripped me of an electron after he lepton me. You gotta keep your ion them."

Chemistry Joke 2:A chemistry professor couldn't resist interjecting a little philosophy into a class lecture. He interrupted his discussion on balancing chemical equations, saying, "Remember, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!"

Chemistry Joke 3:One day on the Tonight Show, Jay Leno showed a classified add that read: "Do you have mole problems? If so, call Avogadro at 602-1023."

Chemistry Joke 4:The Official Unabashed Scientific Dictionary defines cation as a positively charged kitten.

Chemistry Joke 5:Q: What is the name of the molecule bunny-O-bunny? A: An ether bunny

Chemistry Joke 6:Q: If H-two-O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?A: H-two-O-CUBED

Chemistry Joke 7:Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much?A: They're cheaper than day rates.

Chemistry Joke 8:Q: What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy?A: Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe

Chemistry Joke 9:Q: What is the name of the molecule CH2O?A: Seawater

Chemistry Joke 10:An electron sitting in a prison asked a second electron cellmate, "What are you in for?" To which the latter replied, "For attempting a forbidden transition."

Chemistry Joke 11:Q: How did the political science major define free radical on his chemistry exam?A: A wild protestor